I ran across this in a Bio I wrote a couple of years ago. It made me chuckle, so I'm sharing it.
My qualifications follow in short, from most relevant to least:
1965 - Present Patient
1998 - Present Parent of children who need healthcare
2003 - Present Healthcare Standards Geek
1998 - Present Standards Geek
1984 - Present Paid Computer Geek
1976 - Present Computer Geek