My qualifications

I ran across this in a Bio I wrote a couple of years ago.  It made me chuckle, so I'm sharing it.

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My qualifications follow in short, from most relevant to least:

1965 - Present    Patient

1998 - Present    Parent of children who need healthcare

2003 - Present    Healthcare Standards Geek

1998 - Present    Standards Geek

1984 - Present    Paid Computer Geek 

1976 - Present    Computer Geek