With Apologies to Dire Straights (and Sting)

I want my, I want my CCD.

Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it
You get your money with the CCD.
That ain't working, that's the way to do it
Money for nothing and EHR for free

Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it
Let me tell you them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We got to install microfilm viewers
for all these paper documents
We got to move these file cabinets
We got to move these fax machines

The little faggot with the earring and the chopper
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own blog page
That little faggot he's on twitter there

We got to install microfilm viewers
for all these paper documents
We got to move these file cabinets
We got to move these fax machines